Welcome to KDOG, Radio Free America

Po Man Sings:

"You're listening to KDOG, Radio Free America, going out around the country, around the world, and across the universe. We're here with the Hippy Guy, Nana Nahiossi is working the control room, and I'm Po Man Sings. Of course, we have George Herbert Walker Bush here in the studio with us, that part of the show is brought to you by the NSA, leaders in illegal surveillance technologies. Later on in the show, maybe George will answer the mystery for us as to why he's still here.

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Now, I'd just like to take a moment and talk to you about our Justice Drive. If you work for the government and could be a whistleblower, we want you to know that the UFO Police will have your back. And your families backs. Hey. If not for the UFO Police I would have been dead long, long ago. I can't say enough good things about them. But, well, hey. Decide for yourselves. Don't take my word for it, just start thinking that you would like to talk to the UFO Police and hopefully someone will be right there. I'm sure that you'll like them a whole lot, and then you will say, just as I do, support your local UFO Police.

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You're listening to KDOG, Radio Free America, the show is being brought to you by Alien Technologies, the same people who brought you radio, television, and yes, flying saucers! And we're bringing down the vast right wing conspiracy all day, every day. All day long.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold everything. We have Herbert Walker on the phone and he's trying to say something. Go ahead. Just speak to the audience, George, they're listening. George, you'll have to speak louder... Ok, George, look. Radio hates dead air, just hates it. You have the listening audience waiting. You have equal time, and here is an opportunity to tell your side of the story... No? Well, ok then. How often is it, listeners, that you get to hear a former Representative, former Director of the CIA, former Vice President, and former President grumble and dummy up like this on the air? No where else. Only here on KDOG.

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Now that brings up what an important part that you, the listeners, are playing here. Torture here at the station has suddenly fallen to almost nil. For the moment, anyway. Let me tell you, that nobody appreciates their listeners like we do here at KDOG, Radio Free America. That, well, that just seems obvious, doesn't it?

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Next up, The Hippy Guy and our own Nana Nahiossi will be bringing us some great music. Hippy Guy, what's up for the next hour?"

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Hippy Guy:

"Well, I'm going to put on some coffee and twist up a little medication to start my day. Then I'm going to let Nana pick out some great tunes before I come back and do one of my sets. But first, I'd like to dedicate this next song to our friend Bill Gates... The Rolling Stones with... Start Me Up!"