Our Listening Audience

KDOG, Radio Free America is what underground radio is all about. Hello everyone, your listening to the world's only broadcast that comes to you via Alien Technology, I'm Po Man Sings, and I thought I'd explain a little about our program to all of you new listeners out there.
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Remember that although this is coming directly into your head, you can simply ask not to be included, or ask to listen at some other time. We're not NASA here, we don't force our program on anybody.
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So far, we have a very select group of listeners which includes members of Congress, people from the media, and a whole host of other interested parties world wide. Our broadcast is also heard on The Alien Network. Imagine that. The aliens have a network. They have their own programming. They get earth programming as well. Will they ever be syndicated here in this world? I don't know. But they've been helping in our own media affairs from behind the scenes forever now.
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Welcome to KDOG, Radio Free America, where every day, ev-ery day, we're working to bring down the vast right wing conspiracy.
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You republicans in congress, you empowered these neocons in their bid to take over the country and the world. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about, say, torture? Why do you allow them to torture us with their high tech weapons everyday? NASA needs to be investigated, along with the NSA and the CIA. The whole damned executive branch. That's where we're headed. And let me tell you, everybody better get on one side or the other. You think that NASA and the NSA have better surveillance technology than the aliens? Forget it. They've had this conspiracy under watch forever now. What to do about it was the question.
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Invade or what? You don't think that aliens would be politically savvy enough to know how that would look? You know, to just whack a bunch or traitors and Nazi spies, who just so happen to be a former and a current president, vice president, secretary of state and so on? You know, if they took out those space based assets with which they torture us and all of the people in Gulag E, well, they could find themselves at war with America. They don't want that. But they haven't been allowed to tell their side of the story. Why? Because these terrorists will take it out on the innocent public. They use the public as a hostage. How do you feel about that Congress?
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Why? Why, because the have Big Money energy concerns. Alien technology could do away with dependence on oil altogether. They might revolutionize transportation. They may even reinvent health care. And these people who are in control of everything now and sucking up all that gravy don't want to loose out. So they're demanding that any alien technology be given exclusively to them and no one else. But the aliens don't like them. And these people don't like the aliens one bit. They go out of their way to make sure that people are afraid of alien contact. Way out of their way. Dark funding, you know. Somebody tell me what the CIA's budget looks like or what the money is used for. Nobody can.
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So, the story is that public alien contact couldn't happen until we get rid of the vast right wing conspiracy control freaks. After that diplomacy with other worlds can begin. But these psychopaths running the world would just as soon start world war three as allow the aliens to get away with doing business with whomever they please.
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Let me tell you, Congress. Venezuela has a much better chance at receiving alien technology that you do, currently. Chavez is workable. America isn't workable. And don't think that the aliens have to stand for your pet Nazi terrorists either. Did you know that they can turn off nukes? In fact they have, and that's even been documented by witnesses. See Greer's Disclosure site. But now here's something that you don't know. Not only can they keep missile systems from firing, they can de-enrich plutonium. Got that? No nukes at all. None. Zip.
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Thanks for listening to KDOG, Radio Free America. Heavy stuff, isn't it? We'll be around...

Wired or Tired?

Hippy Guy:
KDOG, Radio Free America. Ok, I'm back. Whew! Thanks, Nana that was a really great set.
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Can I just complain a little? Just a little? What are these computer people thinking? We have a new computer in the studio and I bought this setup to transfer everything from the old computer to the new one. And the instructions say to back up everything before you transfer it because it might like, go poof. Hey. If I could back up all that stuff, I wouldn't have needed your product.
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Ok. So, that's just for insurance purposes so nobody sues their butts off if something goes wrong. So, I'm like, well, it's a 50/50 shot here, I didn't back it up, and maybe it will all go poof, and maybe it won't. Wouldn't it be nice if they gave you some odds? Like one in a hundred it will go poof, or one in a thousand. But no, as far as I know it's a 50/50 chance because they don't want to say just how often their product will mess you up! That's too much *oink* if you get what I'm saying. Too much *oink*! Oink is like spam, but worse, it's just wherever there is unchecked greed and they could give a squat about us the consumers. They'd let us have a stroke waiting to see if we lost our whole music library or what. Am I just being paranoid here? Lol.
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You're listening to KDOG, Radio Free America. We're going to do up some Morning Tunes and we're going to kick it off with some Cat Stevens. Let me see those instructions again...
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Welcome to KDOG, Radio Free America

Po Man Sings:

"You're listening to KDOG, Radio Free America, going out around the country, around the world, and across the universe. We're here with the Hippy Guy, Nana Nahiossi is working the control room, and I'm Po Man Sings. Of course, we have George Herbert Walker Bush here in the studio with us, that part of the show is brought to you by the NSA, leaders in illegal surveillance technologies. Later on in the show, maybe George will answer the mystery for us as to why he's still here.

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Now, I'd just like to take a moment and talk to you about our Justice Drive. If you work for the government and could be a whistleblower, we want you to know that the UFO Police will have your back. And your families backs. Hey. If not for the UFO Police I would have been dead long, long ago. I can't say enough good things about them. But, well, hey. Decide for yourselves. Don't take my word for it, just start thinking that you would like to talk to the UFO Police and hopefully someone will be right there. I'm sure that you'll like them a whole lot, and then you will say, just as I do, support your local UFO Police.

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You're listening to KDOG, Radio Free America, the show is being brought to you by Alien Technologies, the same people who brought you radio, television, and yes, flying saucers! And we're bringing down the vast right wing conspiracy all day, every day. All day long.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold everything. We have Herbert Walker on the phone and he's trying to say something. Go ahead. Just speak to the audience, George, they're listening. George, you'll have to speak louder... Ok, George, look. Radio hates dead air, just hates it. You have the listening audience waiting. You have equal time, and here is an opportunity to tell your side of the story... No? Well, ok then. How often is it, listeners, that you get to hear a former Representative, former Director of the CIA, former Vice President, and former President grumble and dummy up like this on the air? No where else. Only here on KDOG.

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Now that brings up what an important part that you, the listeners, are playing here. Torture here at the station has suddenly fallen to almost nil. For the moment, anyway. Let me tell you, that nobody appreciates their listeners like we do here at KDOG, Radio Free America. That, well, that just seems obvious, doesn't it?

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Next up, The Hippy Guy and our own Nana Nahiossi will be bringing us some great music. Hippy Guy, what's up for the next hour?"

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Hippy Guy:

"Well, I'm going to put on some coffee and twist up a little medication to start my day. Then I'm going to let Nana pick out some great tunes before I come back and do one of my sets. But first, I'd like to dedicate this next song to our friend Bill Gates... The Rolling Stones with... Start Me Up!"